This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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