just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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