you're like a bully in the Christmas story
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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