PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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