Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The adults are the big ones right?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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