i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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