i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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