I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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