There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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