There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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