He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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