help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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