MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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