Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
why didn't you poke me back
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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