on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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