Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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