Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
its liver damage thursday
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