So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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