I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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