god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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