I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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