Whod you bang
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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