Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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