She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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