Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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