i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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