Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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