clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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