So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just want nice things and good sex
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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