Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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