What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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