Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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