No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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