dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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