i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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