I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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