i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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