Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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