Buhtt sex?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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