But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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