There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You dont lie about slip and slides
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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