I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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