Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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