I bet he comes in French.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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