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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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