My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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