somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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