He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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