The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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