I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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