: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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