I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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