I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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