the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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