i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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