Whod you bang
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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