it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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